June 2012
May 2012
Eight astronauts strapped to the back of a bomb.: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us →
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It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a “mysterious rash” at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.
Flashfoward two days:…
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Indistinguishable From Magic: Rebooting the X-MEN! →
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The Premise - Thousands of years ago, godlike alien beings known as Celestials came to Earth to secretly experiment on the human race. Their goal was to use homo sapiens as a genetic template to revive long-dead civilizations and species throughout the universe. However, their initial tests…
The Ultimate Will Smith
Will Smith
The Ultimate Will Smith
After discovering that several of Will Smith’s songs are the same BPM, I decided to mix them all together.I probably shouldn’t admit how much time I spent listening to Will Smith songs today.
Center: Gettin’ Jiggy wit It
Left: Men in Black
Right: Miami
As much of a clusterfuck as this is, it is still way more listenable than three songs playing on top of each other should be.
Alora why
If the Avengers Initiative was honest
- Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
- Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
- Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
- Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
- Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
- Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
- Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
- Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
- Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
- Tony Stark: Damn.
- Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.
My dad watched ep 1 of LoK, and I finally got his opinion on the characters..
Your dad is awesome. Just awesome. Awesomesauce.
I APPROVE OF YOUR DAD AND HIS REACTIONS.
I’M CRYING OMFG
